Wie entsteht Stress?
Meiner Meinung nach dadurch, dass man immer nur den Berg von Dingen sieht die noch vor einem liegen, nicht das, was man schon erledigt hat.
Weissheiten... Vampyre42 - 19. Jan, 20:25 - Modified: 2006-01-19 20:25
Donnerstag, 19. Januar 2006
Bits and Bytes
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don´t.
FUN und Gedichte... Vampyre42 - 19. Jan, 14:22 - Modified: 2006-01-19 14:22
Unix is sexy!
who | grep -i blonde | date | cd~ | unzip; touch; strip; finger ; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep
Alt aber gut :-)
Alt aber gut :-)
FUN und Gedichte... Vampyre42 - 19. Jan, 14:20 - Modified: 2006-01-19 14:20
Tips For Your Bosses
until 4:00pm and then bring it to me. The challenge
of a deadline is refreshing.
2. If it's really a "rush job", run in and interrupt
me every 10minutes to inquire how it's going. That
helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising
me at every keystroke.
3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're
going. It gives me a chance to be creative when
someone asks where you are.
FUN und Gedichte... Vampyre42 - 19. Jan, 10:07 - Modified: 2006-01-19 10:07
Fly in the Mug
order a Guiness in a pub. Upon being served, each
finds a fly in their beer. Repulsed, the Englishman
sends his back. The Scotsman gently flicks the fly
out of his mug and begins drinking. The Irishman,
carefully lifts the fly up by its wings and screams,
"Spit it out! Spit it out!"
FUN und Gedichte... Vampyre42 - 19. Jan, 09:58 - Modified: 2006-01-19 09:58
